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She called the clerk’s office to remind them that she was exempt because of her age.... We'd finally built our dream home, but the contractor had a concern: the placement of an atrium window for our walk-in shower. “Now you won’t... A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. she asked. Where are my keys?"

In January, my wife, a physician, met with an elderly patient. While visiting a retirement community, my wife and I decided to do some shopping and soon became separated. My grandfather was sipping a beer when he confessed to me he’d drunk more than usual the day before. “Yes,” she admitted. I’m bald–well, balding.

A. I was having lunch with my daughter Rachel, who’s three, at our local mall and was feeling particularly macho for a 46-year-old. Every day we present the best quotes! We finished the day with a banana split. There is no one alive who is you-er than you! He’s like a machine!” “What kind of pills were they?” asked the friend.

If I were 30 years younger, I’d still never have a chance with a woman like that. "Her class assignment was to interview an "old person" about his life, so my niece asked me, "What was the biggest historical event that happened during your childhood? The doctor poked his light scope in the old man’s ear and said, “Hey, you have a suppository in your ear!”“Rats,” said the old man.

And I don’t like to say I’m losing my hair, because that makes it sound like had... After I bought my mother a compact-disc player and some CDs, she was excited to discover she no longer needed to rewind or fast-forward tapes or move the needle on her record player. Glass?"

“I’ll ask my wife.” He got up, walked into the hallway where his wife was sitting, and shouted, “Hey, the doctor wants to know if we still have sex.” His wife shouted back, “No, the only thing we have is Medicare and Blue Cross.” While taking a clinical history from an elderly patient, I asked, “How’s your love life?” “I don’t know,” he said.

While I was taking out my ID, my old Blockbuster card fell out.

she asked. Recently I sat in a restaurant watching two older men go at it. Feeling down about my thinning hair, I told a friend, “Soon I’ll never need to go back to the beauty salon. For her 40th birthday, my wife said, "I’d love to be ten again." Through it all, she and her husband, Mark, have kept their sense of humor.
"Yeah …... An elderly man visits the doctor for a checkup. “Not yet.” “This is your great-grandma and great grandpa,” I told my grandson as I handed him a photo of my parents. I... “Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. Me: That’s quite the age difference! An elderly man visits the doctor for a checkup.

You know you are 80 when your staying power is for the cake. “What’s a hipster?” asked my four-year-old cousin. “Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbor’s cows!

"Mr. Smith, you’re in great shape," says the doctor afterward. "Easy," she said. "How do you do it?" She’s only in her 40s, but my friend Mary has bounced back from cancer, heart problems, even a stroke. "The tip's for carding me," he said. Getting old doesn’t have to be sad.

"But I've got to", said Sam, "my teeth are in it!" "You know you’re past your prime," she said, "when you hurt all over and all you rode was the massage chair." “What’s all this I hear on the news about banning baking products?” I patted her hand reassuringly and said, “That’s vaping products.” Over dinner, I could sense something was bothering my mother, so I asked if anything was wrong. 11087 matching entries found. I have no respect for gangs today. old age JOKES (random) An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. This farmers wife prayed to the Lord and asked him, “How old will I be when I die?” His reply was 96 years old. My nine-year-old daughter walked in while I was getting ready for work.

At a party, an old friend exclaimed, "Edith, you haven't changed in 20 years." asked Fred.

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